Jul 11, 2026

Thor Polishes His Hammer

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Drawing of Thor sitting naked in bed with Mjölnir between his legs. Thor is staring at his phone, small bottles of Asgardian hammer cleaner sit open beside him, and his hand with a tube of polish is frozen above the hammer. “I don’t think this video teaches you to polish your tool at all!” mutters Thor, a little confused by the slowly spinning spiral and unable to look away. “Looks nice tho. Kinda relaxing. And a little arousing!” he adds as tiny sparkles start circling his head and bolts of electricity shoot from the hammer. “My tool feels all tingly.”


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