Sep 12, 2026

The Odyssey: Trojan Horse

Drawing of the inside of the Trojan Horse, filled with the Greeks. At the center of the whole mess is Odysseus, tangled in the naked limbs of his fellow warriors, covered in generous streaks of white substance of unknown origin. He’s naked save for his helmet, looking cheerfully at one of the Greeks giving him a handjob. All around Odysseus, sexual acts are being performed, ranging wildly from jerking off to eating ass to Zeus knows what else. “See? I told you it would be a ton of fun to build a giant horse and get inside it!” says Odysseus, Greek cocks throbbing and leaking everywhere. “I’m great at team building.”

Drawing of the inside of the Trojan Horse, filled with the Greeks. At the center of the whole mess is Odysseus, tangled in the limbs of his fellow warriors, covered in generous streaks of white substance of unknown origin. He’s clad in his helmet and a bright speedo, just like all his beach-ready men are, looking cheerfully at everyone around him. In his hand, sticking between some guy’s thighs, Odysseus holds a bottle with SPF 50 written on it. “Guys, anyone wants more sunscreen? Better apply it before we come out of the horse,” says Odysseus, packed tightly between his sweaty, almost naked men. “Nobody? Alright, now on to rubbing each other!”


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