Oct 31, 2026

Venom: Goonbumps

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The Haunting of Amyll House (Goonbumps #1)

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“Covid vaccines make you gay, you know,” said Brandon, casually flipping back his unruly wig.

“Sure, I might have been on a ventilator one or three times, but now I can almost smell things again, and hey,” he threw an inflatable club on his shoulder, adjusted the fake fur loincloth with his other hand and winked, “as straight as I’ve ever been.”

The woman in a black witch’s hat rolled her eyes and took her drink to the other end of the living room.

The October 30 Halloween party was winding down. On TV, Jason had taken Manhattan, and the credits rolled. A few guests were saying long good-byes to Brandon’s younger cousin Cody on the porch, while their designated driver waited at the wheel, wearing a pair of glittery devil’s horns. The witch untangled a drunk ghost from the sheet and helped her stand up from a couch. Dracula was diligently trying to call them an Uber despite patchy connection and the fact that they were in a farmhouse outside What Springs, population 158.

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Oct 24, 2026

Hawkeye vs. Pumpkin Carving Tutorial

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Drawing of Clint Barton standing next to a huge pumpkin with a hole in it, sticking a knife in it with one hand and holding a phone in the other. Clint’s body is covered in bandages, as usual, and he’s wearing only a stretched white tank top with a purple target on it. A spiral is spinning on the phone screen. “Pumpkin carving tutorials are so weird! I watched so many, yet all I learned was how to make one hole. And for some reason I’m really horny!” says Hawkeye, his eyes glued to the screen, and his hard leaking cock pointing right up. “I guess I need to watch some more.”

Drawing of Clint Barton standing next to a huge pumpkin with a hole in it, sticking a knife in it with one hand and holding a phone in the other. Clint’s body is covered in bandages, as usual, and he’s wearing only a stretched white tank top with a purple target on it. A purple strapless strapon sticks out from Clint’s pussy, a tiny blue LED indicating that the toy is working on Clint’s clit and g-spot. A spiral is spinning on the phone screen. “Pumpkin carving tutorials are so weird! I watched so many, yet all I learned was how to make one hole. And for some reason I’m really horny!” says Hawkeye, his eyes glued to the screen. “I guess I need to watch some more.”

Drawing of Clint Barton standing next to a huge pumpkin with a hole in it, sticking a knife in it with one hand and holding a phone in the other. Clint’s body is covered in bandages, as usual, and he’s wearing a stretched white tank top with a purple target on it and a pair of purple briefs. A spiral is spinning on the phone screen. “Pumpkin carving tutorials are so weird! I watched so many, yet all I learned was how to make one hole. And for some reason I’m really horny!” says Hawkeye, his eyes glued to the screen, and his purple bulge growing. “I guess I need to watch some more.”


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Oct 17, 2026

Jack-O’-Reacher: Jack Reacher Fucks a Pumpkin

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Drawing of naked Jack Reacher fucking a pumpkin. Jack is on his knees, holding a knife dripping with juice in one hand, and keeping a large pumpkin between his thighs with the other. “I’m gonna jack real hard and reach real deep,” growls Jack, “or my name is not Jack Reacher!”

Drawing of Jack Reacher humping a pumpkin. Jack is dressed in tight black boxer briefs and white socks. He is on his knees, holding a knife dripping with juice in one hand, and keeping a large pumpkin between his thighs with the other. “I’m gonna jack real hard and reach real deep,” growls Jack, “or my name is not Jack Reacher!”


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Oct 10, 2026

Supernatural: Pumpkin Humpin’ Spooky Halloween Sounds Mixtape

Drawing of Sam and Dean Winchester in a dark motel room. The brothers are shamelessly nude, covered in sweat and cum, unable to stop pounding two huge jack-o’-lanterns and happy about it. Dean has his on the bed, fucking it doggy style, while Sam is ploughing his veg standing up, holding a pumpkin at his crotch. In front of the Winchesters, a strangely glowing boombox fills the room with eerie hues of green and orange. Everything in the room is covered in dripping Winchester semen. “Dean, your Pumpkin Humpin’ Spooky Halloween Sounds mixtape is awesome!” says Sam, his eyes glowing an otherworldly green, “Moans, howls, and a creepy guy telling you to goon! Who is he, Dean?” “I dunno, Sammy, I found the tape under the bed!” replies Dean, mindlessly humping his pumpkin with a glow in his eyes.

Drawing of Sam and Dean Winchester in a dark motel room. The brothers, hot after all the pumpkin carving, are down to their Halloween-themed underwear. They are really happy how their jack-o’-lanterns turned out. Dean has his pumpkin on the bed, lovingly leaning over it, and Sam is proudly holding his big, heavy pumpkin in front of him. A strangely glowing boombox fills the room with eerie hues of green and orange. “Dean, your Pumpkin Humpin’ Spooky Halloween Sounds mixtape is awesome!” says Sam, his eyes shining green with excitement, “Moans, howls, and a creepy guy telling you to goon! Who is he, Dean?” “I dunno, Sammy, I found the tape under the bed!” replies Dean with a happy smile, a green light in his eyes, and not a care in the world.


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Oct 3, 2026

The Soup: Joel McHole Hypno Goon

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Drawing of Joel McHale hosting The Soup. He’s wearing a suit and a tie, but at the same time has sweatpants on. “Welcome to the Soup! And here’s the host who’s watching it all for you, getting dumber and dumber...” says Joel, raising an eyebrow. “Hey, there’s something wrong with the prompter! What is that spiral...”

“Pretty spiral! Joel like spiral,” mutters Joel, mouth agape and eyes going slightly crossed, while he drops his sweatpants and reveals a bulging blue thong. “Joel keep up with the Kardashians. Joel watch it all for you.”

“Joel obey spiral. Joel date naked. Sex sent Joel to the ER,” Joel keeps muttering, standing without a jacket, shirt half-open, and tie undone. “Joel’s strange addiction is gooning to it all for you,” he says as his eyelids get heavier.

The studio background disappears, revealing a green screen behind Joel. His eyes roll back, glowing green, as stars circle Joel’s head. “Which brings us to our clip of the week!” says Joel, mouth hanging open and drool dripping down his chin. His cock grows hard as a rock, pointing up, about to bring the viewers the ultimate clip of the week.


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Sep 26, 2026

King Arthur’s Pool Float

Drawing of King Arthur standing in the sun naked, sporting a leaking boner that points straight up. On his head Arthur has his backwards trucker cap with a crown on top of it. A huge pool float shaped like his crown wraps across Arthur’s torso, clear yellow plastic barely hiding the king’s blond hairy chest and puffy nipples. On his biceps for good measure Arthur has blue floaties. “Hey Merlin!” smiles Arthur. “Sun’s out, crown’s out! Come join me in the moat!”

Drawing of King Arthur standing in the sun naked with his pussy out. On his head Arthur has his backwards trucker cap with a crown on top of it. A huge pool float shaped like his crown wraps across Arthur’s torso, clear yellow plastic barely hiding the king’s blond hairy chest and puffy nipples. On his biceps for good measure Arthur has blue floaties. “Hey Merlin!” smiles Arthur. “Sun’s out, crown’s out! Come join me in the moat!”

Drawing of King Arthur standing in the sun. Arthur is wearing a tiny blue thong that’s about to quit on his heavy bulge. On his head Arthur has his backwards trucker cap with a crown on top of it. A huge pool float shaped like his crown wraps across Arthur’s torso, clear yellow plastic barely hiding the king’s blond hairy chest and puffy nipples. On his biceps for good measure Arthur has blue floaties. “Hey Merlin!” smiles Arthur. “Sun’s out, crown’s out! Come join me in the moat!”


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Sep 19, 2026

Thor Fucks Steve Rogers, Cucks Bucky Barnes

Drawing of Thor, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes on a couch in a dimly lit room. Bucky sits to the right with his hands tied behind his back and a ball gag in his mouth, looking pissed. His underwear is down, revealing a raging boner left unattended. Next to him Steve Rogers, naked save for his helmet, is being railed by Thor from behind. Captain’s whole body is covered in streaks of cum. “See, loser?” says Thor to Bucky with a grin, ramming his cock in Steve’s ass, “You could never give Steve the pounding he needs. Takes a real man to do that, Cucky.”

Drawing of Thor, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes on a couch in a dimly lit room. Bucky sits to the right, wearing only a pair of white briefs, with his hands tied behind his back and a ball gag in his mouth, looking pissed. Next to him Steve Rogers, naked save for his helmet, is bent over with his stars-and-stripes boxer briefs up and pressed to Thor’s pair. “See, loser?” says Thor to Bucky with a grin, rubbing his bulge all over the stars and stripes, “You could never give Steve the pounding he needs. Takes a real man to do that, Cucky.”


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Sep 12, 2026

The Odyssey: Trojan Horse

Drawing of the inside of the Trojan Horse, filled with the Greeks. At the center of the whole mess is Odysseus, tangled in the naked limbs of his fellow warriors, covered in generous streaks of white substance of unknown origin. He’s naked save for his helmet, looking cheerfully at one of the Greeks giving him a handjob. All around Odysseus, sexual acts are being performed, ranging wildly from jerking off to eating ass to Zeus knows what else. “See? I told you it would be a ton of fun to build a giant horse and get inside it!” says Odysseus, Greek cocks throbbing and leaking everywhere. “I’m great at team building.”

Drawing of the inside of the Trojan Horse, filled with the Greeks. At the center of the whole mess is Odysseus, tangled in the limbs of his fellow warriors, covered in generous streaks of white substance of unknown origin. He’s clad in his helmet and a bright speedo, just like all his beach-ready men are, looking cheerfully at everyone around him. In his hand, sticking between some guy’s thighs, Odysseus holds a bottle with SPF 50 written on it. “Guys, anyone wants more sunscreen? Better apply it before we come out of the horse,” says Odysseus, packed tightly between his sweaty, almost naked men. “Nobody? Alright, now on to rubbing each other!”


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Sep 5, 2026

The Dukes of Hazzard: Hot Summer

Drawing of Bo Duke sitting on the grass in front of the General, and Luke straddling him. The hot sun is shining brightly on the cousins. Among the two, only Bo is wearing a t-shirt. The Dukes’ hard, leaking cocks are pressed tight between their naked bodies, and Luke holds Bo’s t-shirt in his hand, pulling him even closer. “Bo?” says Luke, “Is every summer in Hazzard county getting hotter than the last?” “Oh yeah,” gasps Bo.

Drawing of Bo Duke sitting on the grass in front of the General, and Luke straddling him. The hot sun is shining brightly on the cousins, and they both are dressed only in their white boxers. Luke holds Bo’s t-shirt in his hand, pulling him closer. “Bo?” says Luke, “Is every summer in Hazzard county getting hotter than the last?” “Oh yeah,” gasps Bo.


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