Jan 12, 2014

Hope and Flannel Boxers - The Man of Steel Fanfic

“Don't do it! Stop!”

Heat rays emerging from the eyes of General Zod drew closer and closer to a scared family of civilians who have just happened to be in the way of two Kryptonians fighting. They screamed in utter terror as scorching fire beams were melting the walls around them and were slowly getting even closer.

“Stop it, you genocidal maniac!” shouted Clark straining to hold Zod from killing the innocent family.

“Never! I will rebuild Krypton here on the ruins of everything you've ever called home!”

“Seriously, they should have sentenced you to, like, a week in a Kryptonian, like, broom closet, then you'll be dead with the rest of the planet, problem solved,” grumbled Clark. “But noooo. Phantom Zone, eternal torment, which, by the looks of it, was not that eternal! Also, for a guy who spent three hundred cycles in the Zone you look quite fine. A little insane, understandably, but fine. Oh, did I mention you didn't DIE with the rest of the planet!?”

“You know, I haven't actually looked at the situation from this angle.”