May 30, 2026

TRON: Sam Flynn the Virtual Desktop Stripper & Clippy

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Drawing of Tron: Legacy’s Sam Flynn (or, frankly, whatever generic white himbo you desire) on a computer screen standing over the Windows 95 taskbar like one of those virtual strippers that gave you malware. Sam is dressed in a skintight Light suit covered in glowing stripes, it’s bulging crotch barely containing Sam’s excitement. In one hand Sam holds a magic wand vibrator, and in the other, a long chain of large silicone beads dripping with lube. “Oh no! These toys are both so fun, I don’t know which one to play with!” says Sam, looking from one toy to the other, dazzled by their alluring neon glow. “Which do I pick. Clippy?” he asks. Above Sam’s shoulder, like the devil he is, appears Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant of yore, barely hiding malice behind his vacant stare. “Looks like you’re trying to create a false dichotomy, Sam!” says Clippy, his cutesy cartoonish demeanor fooling nobody except poor, gullible Sam. “Clippy, you’re right!” says Sam with relief. “Why choose, when I can use both at once! Thank you!”

Drawing of Tron: Legacy’s Sam Flynn (or, frankly, whatever generic white himbo you desire) on a computer screen standing over the Windows 95 taskbar like one of those virtual strippers that gave you malware. Sam is dressed in a skintight Light suit without a crotch, revealing his skimpy neon panties tightly wrapped over his wet pussy lips. In one hand Sam holds a magic wand vibrator, and in the other, a long chain of large silicone beads dripping with lube. “Oh no! These toys are both so fun, I don’t know which one to play with!” says Sam, looking from one toy to the other, dazzled by their alluring neon glow. “Which do I pick. Clippy?” he asks. Above Sam’s shoulder, like the devil he is, appears Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant of yore, barely hiding malice behind his vacant stare. “Looks like you’re trying to create a false dichotomy, Sam!” says Clippy, his cutesy cartoonish demeanor fooling nobody except poor, gullible Sam. “Clippy, you’re right!” says Sam with relief. “Why choose, when I can use both at once! Thank you!”

Drawing of Tron: Legacy’s Sam Flynn (or, frankly, whatever generic white himbo you desire) on a computer screen standing over the Windows 95 taskbar like one of those virtual strippers that gave you malware. Sam is dressed in a skintight Light suit without a crotch, revealing his impatiently leaking erection held in place with a neon cock ring. In one hand Sam holds a fleshlight, and in the other, a long chain of large silicone beads. The toys are dripping with lube, ready to go whenever. “Oh no! These toys are both so fun, I don’t know which one to play with!” says Sam, looking from one toy to the other, dazzled by their alluring neon glow. “Which do I pick. Clippy?” he asks. Above Sam’s shoulder, like the devil he is, appears Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant of yore, barely hiding malice behind his vacant stare. “Looks like you’re trying to create a false dichotomy, Sam!” says Clippy, his cutesy cartoonish demeanor fooling nobody except poor, gullible Sam. “Clippy, you’re right!” says Sam with relief. “Why choose, when I can use both at once! Thank you!”


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