Jun 28, 2011
Jun 27, 2011
Shaggy and Fred Probed by Aliens
It was a dark stormy night, when otherworldly light shone through the windows of the motel room. Seconds later Shaggy and Freddie found themselves naked and spread on a cold metal aboard a spacecraft. Scared and shaking, they heard a weird buzzing behind them, but could not look back. Strange liquid was poured onto their butts, trickling down the scrotums and shrunken dicks. For a few long seconds nothing happened. And then, without a warning, both felt piercing pain, as thick pulsating probes were pushed violently deep inside them. Alien machines were scrupulously studying Scoobies from inside, throbbing with curiosity. Imagine Shaggy's surprise when he turned his head and saw Fred enjoying the whole procedure...
Jun 25, 2011
Jun 13, 2011
Jun 12, 2011
Fast Fellatio & Furious Facial
I guess it's about time for the 'Fast & Furious' franchise to turn from car porn to, you know, actual porn. It seems only natural, given the amount of bromance between Dominic and Brian, that at some point they'll both get too horny fixing their cars and will get it on. Quite possibly, using engine oil for lube or something.
Also, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker would be a fucking sweet couple, don't you think?
Also, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker would be a fucking sweet couple, don't you think?
Jun 11, 2011
Jun 4, 2011
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