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Jul 25, 2026

Odysseus

Drawing of transmasc Odysseus standing next to a signpost, but looking the other way. He is clad in the anachronistic, yet fabulous helmet from the Christopher Nolan movie, and has a touristy backpack and a smaller cross-body bag on. Other than those, Odysseus is stark naked, showing his hairy labia to the entirety of Troy. Oblivious of his blatant lack of pants, he checks the folded map and points to the side opposite from the biggest, topmost sign that says “Ithaca” on it. Unrelated, but the sign saying “Nude beach” happens to point the same way Odysseus does. Which could mean nothing. “Guys, I’m not great with directions,” says Odysseus, his grey beard and body hair being no indication of his wisdom, “But I think Ithaca is that way!”

Drawing of Odysseus standing next to a signpost, but looking the other way. He is clad in the anachronistic, yet fabulous helmet from the Christopher Nolan movie, and a tight red speedo. He has a touristy backpack and a smaller cross-body bag on. Odysseus checks the folded map and points to the side opposite from the biggest, topmost sign that says “Ithaca” on it. Unrelated, but the sign saying “Nude beach” happens to point the same way Odysseus does. Which could mean nothing. “Guys, I’m not great with directions,” says Odysseus, his grey beard and body hair being no indication of his wisdom, but his speedo telling us a lot about his joyful proclivities, “But I think Ithaca is that way!”

Drawing of Odysseus standing next to a signpost, but looking the other way. He is clad in the anachronistic, yet fabulous helmet from the Christopher Nolan movie, and has a touristy backpack and a smaller cross-body bag on. Other than those, Odysseus is stark naked, casually sporting a firm, confident erection. Ignoring his blatant tumescence, he checks the folded map and points to the side opposite from the biggest, topmost sign that says “Ithaca” on it. Unrelated, but the sign saying “Nude beach” happens to point the same way Odysseus does. Which could mean nothing. “Guys, I’m not great with directions,” says Odysseus, his grey beard and body hair being no indication of his wisdom, “But I think Ithaca is that way!”

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Jul 18, 2026

Luigi’s Mansion: Luigi Fucks Gooigi

Drawing of Luigi and his green ectoplasmic doppelganger, Gooigi, in an eerily lit room of the mansion. Gooigi is standing with his hands on the wall, Luigi behind him, holding Gooigi close by the waist. Both men are dressed in ball caps with their initials and boxer briefs “Oh yeah!” shouts Luigi, thrusting his bulge between Gooigi’s bouncy butt cheeks. “Mamma mia!” gasps Gooigi, looking over his shoulder.

Drawing of Luigi and his green ectoplasmic doppelganger, Gooigi, in an eerily lit room of the mansion. Gooigi is standing with his hands on the wall, while Luigi pounds him in the ass from behind, his cock and a rope of cum visible inside Gooigi. “Oh yeah!” shouts Luigi. “Mamma mia!” gasps Gooigi, looking over his shoulder.

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Jul 11, 2026

Thor Polishes His Hammer

Drawing of Thor sitting naked in bed with Mjölnir between his legs. Thor is staring at his phone, small bottles of Asgardian hammer cleaner sit open beside him, and his hand with a tube of polish is frozen above the hammer. “I don’t think this video teaches you to polish your tool at all!” mutters Thor, a little confused by the slowly spinning spiral and unable to look away. “Looks nice tho. Kinda relaxing. And a little arousing!” he adds as tiny sparkles start circling his head and bolts of electricity shoot from the hammer. “My tool feels all tingly.”

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Jul 4, 2026

Captain America: The 4th of July Fireworks

Drawing of Steve Rogers lounging in a U.S. flag colored hammock. Steve Rogers is wearing stars-and-stripes boxer briefs and his helmet. In his hands Steve holds two small brown bottles. “Ah! The 4th of July!” sighs Steve, his eyes losing focus as tiny cartoon sparks circle his head. “Nothing like popping open a fresh bottle and enjoying the fireworks.”

Drawing of Steve Rogers lounging in a U.S. flag colored hammock. Steve Rogers is wearing only his helmet, his hairy muscular body on fill display. His legs are wide open, shamelessly showing Steve’s pussy. In his hands Steve holds two small brown bottles. “Ah! The 4th of July!” sighs Steve, his eyes losing focus as tiny cartoon sparks circle his head. “Nothing like popping open a fresh bottle and enjoying the fireworks.”

Drawing of Steve Rogers lounging in a U.S. flag colored hammock. Steve Rogers is wearing only his helmet, his hairy muscular body on fill display. His fat cock is resting on Steve’s thigh, not yet fully hard. In his hands Steve holds two small brown bottles. “Ah! The 4th of July!” sighs Steve, his eyes losing focus as tiny cartoon sparks circle his head. “Nothing like popping open a fresh bottle and enjoying the fireworks.”

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