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Jun 27, 2026

Superman & Pa Kent: Hypno App

Drawing of Clark Kent and Jonathan Kent in a dark bedroom. Clark is on his knees between Pa’s legs, a phone in his hand. Superman is dressed in a sleeveless shirt and a jockstrap, and Pa Kent has a pair of white socks and his old ratty jeans on. The holes in the jeans’ crotch give an impression that Pa isn’t wearing anything underneath. Clark barely pays attention to Jonathan, who’s spread eagle with one leg subtly thrown over Clark’s shoulder. Superman’s eyes are glued to the glowing screen, where a red and white spiral is spinning. “Dad, check out this new LexCorp app! I’ve been on it all day, it’s so cool. Look at the spiral go!” says Clark, drool running down his chin. “The app really sucks you in! Makes you want to go deeper and deeper!” “Sounds like a great app to me, Clark!” smiles Pa Kent. “Keep it open and go as deep as you want! Leave sucking to me.”

Drawing of Clark Kent and Jonathan Kent in a dark bedroom. Clark is on his knees between Pa’s legs, a phone in his hand. Clark barely pays attention to Jonathan, who’s naked except a pair of socks and a jockstrap that barely contains his fat boner, and has one leg over Clark’s shoulder. Superman’s eyes are glued to the glowing screen, where a red and white spiral is spinning, seemingly unaware of enormous cock leaking and pushing into Pa’s hairy asshole. “Dad, check out this new LexCorp app! I’ve been on it all day, it’s so cool. Look at the spiral go!” says Clark, drool running down his chin. “The app really sucks you in! Makes you want to go deeper and deeper!” “Sounds like a great app to me, Clark!” smiles Pa Kent. “Keep it open and go as deep as you want! Leave sucking to me.”

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Jun 20, 2026

King Arthur & Merlin’s Ass

Drawing of King Arthur and Merlin in bed on dark red sheets together. Merlin is lying on his stomach, wearing a pir of white, well-worn briefs. Merlin’s underwear can barely contain his tremendous butt covered in white hair. Arthur reclines next to him, dressed modestly in white boxers patterned with red hearts, and his backwards ball cap with a crown on top of it. His Majesty has one hand on Merlin’s buttock, pushing the magician’s briefs higher to reveal a slight tan line, while taking a picture with his phone. “O Merlin! Thine arse must be enchanted!” says Arthur, eyes glued to his phone’s screen. “Its magic so strong it turns me into a top!”

Drawing of King Arthur and Merlin in bed on dark red sheets together. Merlin is lying on his stomach, wearing a white, well-worn tank top and tube socks. His piss-stained briefs are around his knees, revealing Merlin’s tremendous butt covered in white hair, and a fat cock with a Prince Albert piercing splayed on the bed between his legs. Arthur reclines next to him, naked except for his backwards ball cap with a crown on top of it. His Majesty has one hand on Merlin’s buttock, holding his ass open, while taking a picture with his phone. “O Merlin! Thine arse must be enchanted!” says Arthur, eyes glued to his phone’s screen. “Its magic so strong it turns me into a top!”

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Jun 13, 2026

The Dukes of Hazzard: Seed Limit

Drawing of Bo Duke bent over the trunk of the General, dressed in his pale blue t-shirt, with no pants on. Behind him Luke is standing naked with his tightie whities around his ankles, pulling on Bo’s jockstrap as he joyfully sodomizes his cousin. The bushes around them hide the Dukes from whomever might be passing by a little bit, but don’t conceal much of the vigorous lovemaking happening right in the middle of Hazzard County. “Oh man! I love feeling my loads inside you, cuz! And they spill on my balls with each thrust,” says Luke with a wide grin. “Is your ass over capacity, Bo? Am I going over the seed limit, cousin? Get it? Seed limit!” he chuckles while slamming his cock all the way into Bo’s sloppy hole again and again. “Shut up, Luke!” shouts Bo. “My hole can take a pounding, but these puns hurt!”

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Jun 6, 2026

Supernatural: Mystery Dumpling Unboxing

Drawing of Dean Winchester in the driver’s seat of Impala, framed as a vertical shot of a TikTok video. The car is parked in a secluded wooded area on a bright sunny day. Dean appears to be naked, and in the backseat there’s Sam, also not wearing anything. Both Winchesters are holding small round boxes in rainbow wrappers that say “Mystery Cumdumpling. Super soft dough!” “Chat, Sam and I are going to try these viral squishies!” Dean says to the camera. “Can I get the rare one, please?”

Sam and Dean open the boxes. Sam seems a little disappointed at the discovery. “Oh. It’s cute tho!” says Sam, looking at a green dumpling with a smiley face in his hands. Dean, on the other hand, bursts with excitement. “Oh my god! Sammy!” Dean screams, seeing the translucent light blue dumpling filled with multicolored sparkles. On the dumpling’s top, instead of the usual knot of dough, there seems to be a small pucker, making the toy look like the business end of a fleshlight. “I got the glitter dumpling!”

Sam holds his dumpling in both hands, stretching it so the camera shows it really does have an opening on top, and the insides of the dumpling are covered in small, soft bumps. “Whoa!” gasps Sam, his mouth open almost as wide as the goatse dumpling. Dean holds his toy closer to the camera. “It’s soft like Sam’s hole after I eat it! It even makes the same sound!” Dean tells the audience, sliding his finger in and out of the dumpling. “I gotta try it!”

Sam is down on the backseat, so only his knees are visible on camera, and a glimpse of the green dumpling being moved up and down can be caught between his legs. “Ah! These little bumps on the inside tickle so good!” says Sam, stroking his cock with the toy. “Dean, you wanna swap?” Dean is lost in pleasure, his eyes rolling back and mouth happily agape, while he stretches his dumpling all over his hard cock. “No way, Sammy! I’m not stopping until I fill this dumpling,” Dean says, relentlessly pumping his dong with a squelching sound of slimy plastic. “Then you can have it!” Dean promises, squeezing the glittery toy.

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