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May 30, 2026

TRON: Sam Flynn the Virtual Desktop Stripper & Clippy

Drawing of Tron: Legacy’s Sam Flynn (or, frankly, whatever generic white himbo you desire) on a computer screen standing over the Windows 95 taskbar like one of those virtual strippers that gave you malware. Sam is dressed in a skintight Light suit covered in glowing stripes, it’s bulging crotch barely containing Sam’s excitement. In one hand Sam holds a magic wand vibrator, and in the other, a long chain of large silicone beads dripping with lube. “Oh no! These toys are both so fun, I don’t know which one to play with!” says Sam, looking from one toy to the other, dazzled by their alluring neon glow. “Which do I pick. Clippy?” he asks. Above Sam’s shoulder, like the devil he is, appears Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant of yore, barely hiding malice behind his vacant stare. “Looks like you’re trying to create a false dichotomy, Sam!” says Clippy, his cutesy cartoonish demeanor fooling nobody except poor, gullible Sam. “Clippy, you’re right!” says Sam with relief. “Why choose, when I can use both at once! Thank you!”

Drawing of Tron: Legacy’s Sam Flynn (or, frankly, whatever generic white himbo you desire) on a computer screen standing over the Windows 95 taskbar like one of those virtual strippers that gave you malware. Sam is dressed in a skintight Light suit without a crotch, revealing his skimpy neon panties tightly wrapped over his wet pussy lips. In one hand Sam holds a magic wand vibrator, and in the other, a long chain of large silicone beads dripping with lube. “Oh no! These toys are both so fun, I don’t know which one to play with!” says Sam, looking from one toy to the other, dazzled by their alluring neon glow. “Which do I pick. Clippy?” he asks. Above Sam’s shoulder, like the devil he is, appears Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant of yore, barely hiding malice behind his vacant stare. “Looks like you’re trying to create a false dichotomy, Sam!” says Clippy, his cutesy cartoonish demeanor fooling nobody except poor, gullible Sam. “Clippy, you’re right!” says Sam with relief. “Why choose, when I can use both at once! Thank you!”

Drawing of Tron: Legacy’s Sam Flynn (or, frankly, whatever generic white himbo you desire) on a computer screen standing over the Windows 95 taskbar like one of those virtual strippers that gave you malware. Sam is dressed in a skintight Light suit without a crotch, revealing his impatiently leaking erection held in place with a neon cock ring. In one hand Sam holds a fleshlight, and in the other, a long chain of large silicone beads. The toys are dripping with lube, ready to go whenever. “Oh no! These toys are both so fun, I don’t know which one to play with!” says Sam, looking from one toy to the other, dazzled by their alluring neon glow. “Which do I pick. Clippy?” he asks. Above Sam’s shoulder, like the devil he is, appears Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant of yore, barely hiding malice behind his vacant stare. “Looks like you’re trying to create a false dichotomy, Sam!” says Clippy, his cutesy cartoonish demeanor fooling nobody except poor, gullible Sam. “Clippy, you’re right!” says Sam with relief. “Why choose, when I can use both at once! Thank you!”

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May 23, 2026

Mortal Kombat: Johnny Cage

Drawing of Johnny Cage wearing a blue jacket, shorts and sunglasses. His jacket is open, revealing a hairy chest with a “Johnny” tattoo in blackletter. A massive buckle on his belt says “Cage”, and the shorts’ stretchy mesh fabric bulges over Johnny’s locked cock.

Drawing of Johnny Cage wearing a blue jacket and sunglasses. His jacket is open, revealing a hairy chest with a “Johnny” tattoo in blackletter. Johnny’s cock is securely locked in a matching blue cage. Despite wearing no pants, Johnny Cage looks ready to fight.

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May 16, 2026

Superman & Pa Kent's Home Movie

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May 9, 2026

Star-Lord's Zune

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May 2, 2026

Eddie & Venom

Drawing of transmasc Eddie Brock standing on all fours. All the way down from his chest he’s covered in black alien goo. Venom’s torso is growing up from his back so that Eddie ends up sharing the same bottom half with him, like some sort of centaur with one ass and one pair of legs for two. Admittedly, a strange centaur. Anyway. Holding Eddie by the shoulder with one hand, Venom reaches with the other hand behind their back. “Hey, Eddie, I can finger both your holes! Thumb goes up your ass, Eddie!” grins Venom as Eddie gasps the large hand unceremoniously invading his soft, sensitive openings. “Your pussy is so wet, bro!” chuckles Venom and wiggles his fingers inside, making Eddie squirt all over the floor.

Drawing of Eddie Brock standing on all fours. All the way down from his chest he’s covered in black alien goo. Venom’s torso is growing up from his back so that Eddie ends up sharing the same bottom half with him, like some sort of centaur with one ass and one pair of legs for two. Admittedly, a strange centaur. Anyway. Holding Eddie by the shoulder with one hand, Venom thrusts the other one inside their muscular ass, grinning as Eddie gasps at the insertion. “Why are you fisting yourself, Eddie? Stop fisting yourself Eddie!” teases Venom, as Eddie shoots load after load without ever touching his fat, throbbing cock. “Stop fisting yourself!” says Venom, pushing a fist inside again, making Eddie ejaculate another thick rope of semen.

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