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Apr 25, 2026

Conan the Barbarian

Cartoony drawing of Conan, standing dressed in his fur-trimmed boots, leather arm guards, a fur jockstrap, and a headband. Behind him are some rocks with his weapons resting against them. Conan holds his hand up, looking at us like we caught him in the wrong moment. Both Conan’s palms are burning red. “This is not what it–” stutters Conan. “It’s from all the sword wielding! And doing pushups! And pullups!” he shakes his hand, trying to cool it. “Not from relentless conanism!”

Cartoony drawing of Conan, standing dressed in his fur-trimmed boots, leather arm guards, and a headband. Behind him are some rocks with his weapons resting against them, and the ground around him is covered in cum. Conan is jerking his massive schlong. “Here it comes again!” he cheers. “I wish I could stroke my big, fat cock all day instead of fighting evil sorcerers!” Conan sticks his tongue out to catch a big load. “Oh wait, I can! Sorcerers aren’t going anywhere.”

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Apr 18, 2026

Supernatural: Hypno Movie Night

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Apr 11, 2026

Mortal Kombat: Jax Fucks Johnny Cage

Drawing of Johnny Cage and Jackson “Jax” Briggs in bed together. Johnny is wearing a bright blue thong and sunglasses, Jax only got purple boxer briefs on. Johnny has his legs wide open, giving us a scenic view of his interestingly shaped bulge and a muscular ass. Jax holds Johnny in place with his metal hands, looking at the strange protrusion in Johnny’s scant underwear. “Damn, and I thought people were being funny when they said Johnny Cage has his dick locked,” mutters Jax. “Wait ‘til you hear what they say a guy named Jax does with his big hands all day,” grins Johnny.

Drawing of Johnny Cage and Jackson “Jax” Briggs in bed together. Both men are naked, Johnny still wearing his shades. Johnny has his legs wide open, giving us a scenic view of his cock cage and a muscular ass. Jax holds Johnny in place with his metal hands, thrusting his huge cock into Johnny’s rear end. “Damn, and I thought people were being funny when they said Johnny Cage has his dick locked,” mutters Jax, looking at Johnny’s nub. “Wait ‘til you hear what they say a guy named Jax does with his big hands all day,” grins Johnny.

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Apr 4, 2026

Steve Rogers Will Return | Avengers: Doomsday

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Drawing of Steve Rogers gooning in a darkened room. He’s sitting on a couch in front of TV, holding a mid-century vacuum cleaner and pointing its hose at his crotch. Steve’s stars-and-stripes bulge is stuck inside the vacuum’s nozzle, his cock gone flaccid for a little while after covering Steve’s body in many a cumshot. Steve goes cross-eyed into a deep goon state when he feels his soft penis start to grow again, his tongue readily falling out of his wide-open mouth as the vacuum keeps sucking him back to full mast. In the corner, the text says “Steve Rogers Will Come Early for Avengers: Doomsday”.

Drawing of trans Steve Rogers gooning in a darkened room. He’s sitting on a couch in front of TV, naked with his legs wide open, holding a mid-century vacuum cleaner. Steve holds the vacuum’s nozzle over his wet clit, giving it a vigorous sucking fit for a super-soldier. Steve’s eyes cross and he gasps in unrestrained ecstasy as he feels another orgasm approach. In the corner, the text says “Steve Rogers Will Come Early for Avengers: Doomsday”.

Drawing of Steve Rogers gooning in a darkened room. He’s sitting on a couch in front of TV, naked with his legs wide open, holding a mid-century vacuum cleaner and pointing its hose at his crotch. The hose is blown to shreds, unfit for his fat cock. Steve’s body is covered in cum, and he gasps in awe as he shoots another load high in the air. In the corner, the text says “Steve Rogers Will Come Early for Avengers: Doomsday”.

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