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Sep 27, 2025

King Arthur’s Football Practice

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Drawing of King Arthur, crown over backwards ball cap as usual, kneeling at the silicone butt toy with thighs and a cock. Arthur is wearing knee-high socks, a mesh t-shirt, and a protective cup over his junk held there by either magic or sheer willpower. In one hand he’s holding a bottle of poppers, and behind him is a football that is ornamental at best. “Coach Merlin! I’m ready for my practice!” he says joyfully. “But what dost thou mean I should wear protection when I top? My cup falls off when I get a boner!”

Drawing of King Arthur, crown over backwards ball cap as usual, kneeling at the silicone butt toy with thighs and a cock. Arthur is wearing knee-high socks, a mesh t-shirt, and a mesh jockstrap that barely hides his soft cock. In one hand he’s holding a bottle of poppers, and behind him is a football which is best ignored. “Coach Merlin! I’m ready for my practice!” he says joyfully. “I haven’t changed my jockstrap for a week, as thou toldest me! I smell like a real top now, coach!”

Drawing of King Arthur, crown over backwards ball cap as usual, kneeling at the silicone butt toy with thighs and a cock. Arthur is wearing knee-high socks and a mesh t-shirt, dick out hard and leaking. In one hand he’s holding a bottle of poppers, and behind him is a football that probably will not factor into the situation at hand. “Coach Merlin! I’m ready for my practice!” he says joyfully. “Dost thou really think this potion will make me a top player? It usually makes me a bottom one!”

Randy Meeks at 10:26 PM No comments:

Sep 20, 2025

Supernatural: Lucifer Fisting Sam Winchester

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Drawing of Sam Winchester at the psych ward, bent over the bed by his imaginary friend Lucifer. Flames are rising around the bed. Lucifer holds Sam down by the neck with one hand, while the other is sliding underneath Sam’s well-worn white briefs. “Come on, Sam! You can open the gates of hell for me, but not your own asshole?” smirks Lucifer, teasing a gasp out of Sam. “Imagine how good daddy’s knuckles feel pushing in. Rubbing your prostate. Just say yes and let Satan inside, Sammy.”

Drawing of Sam Winchester at the psych ward, bent over the bed by his imaginary friend Lucifer. Flames are rising around the bed. Lucifer holds Sam down by the neck with one hand, while the other is going inside Sammy’s juicy bare ass. “Come on, Sam! You can open the gates of hell for me, but not your own asshole?” smirks Lucifer, teasing a gasp out of Sam. “Imagine how good daddy’s knuckles feel pushing in. Rubbing your prostate. Just say yes and let Satan inside, Sammy.”

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Sep 13, 2025

Captain America & Howard Stark: Goon Fuel

Drawing of Captain America and Howard Stark on a dimly lit stage with the U.S. flag as a backdrop. Stark is standing to the side, and Steve Rogers is front and center with a light on him. Steve has his shield strapped to his back, and stands dressed only in his tactical gloves, heavy army boots, and a stars-and-stripes thong. Between his legs sits an enormous tactical dildo, and behind Steve is a large gas tank with a hose attached to a mask he’s holding in front of his face. “Captain Rogers reporting for duty!” says Steve, going cross-eyed and smiling. “And now, the latest from Stark Industries! Goon Fuel!” cheerfully announces Stark. “Fuel for tanks, fuel for planes, fuel for our troops! Fuel so good, the fumes alone will have you flying all night! Proceed with the demonstration, Captain!”

Drawing of Captain America and Howard Stark on a dimly lit stage with the U.S. flag as a backdrop. Stark is standing to the side, and Steve Rogers is front and center with a light on him. Steve has his shield strapped to his back, and stands dressed only in his tactical gloves and heavy army boots, hairy pussy out for the whole world to see. Between his legs sits an enormous tactical dildo, and behind Steve is a large gas tank with a hose attached to a mask he’s holding in front of his face. “Captain Rogers reporting for duty!” says Steve, going cross-eyed and smiling. “And now, the latest from Stark Industries! Goon Fuel!” cheerfully announces Stark. “Fuel for tanks, fuel for planes, fuel for our troops! Fuel so good, the fumes alone will have you flying all night! Proceed with the demonstration, Captain!”

Drawing of Captain America and Howard Stark on a dimly lit stage with the U.S. flag as a backdrop. Stark is standing to the side, and Steve Rogers is front and center with a light on him. Steve has his shield strapped to his back, and stands dressed only in his tactical gloves, heavy army boots, and a stars-and-stripes thong. Between his legs sits an enormous tactical dildo, and behind Steve is a large gas tank with a hose attached to a mask he’s holding in front of his face. “Captain Rogers reporting for duty!” says Steve, going cross-eyed and smiling while his massive growing erection stretches the thong to its breaking point. “And now, the latest from Stark Industries! Goon Fuel!” cheerfully announces Stark. “Fuel for tanks, fuel for planes, fuel for our troops! Fuel so good, the fumes alone will have you flying all night! Proceed with the demonstration, Captain!”

Randy Meeks at 9:59 PM No comments:

Sep 6, 2025

Hypno Humping Hawkeye

Drawing of Clint Barton in bed with his ass up, propped on a couple of pillows underneath. He’s dressed in his t-shirt, jockstrap, and socks, watching a video on his phone. The room is dark, and the phone’s glow illuminates Clint’s excited face with his eyes wide and mouth agape, lost in the hypnotic instructions beamed from the phone. Under his nose Hawkeye is holding two open bottles of poppers. The sheets under Clint are covered in streaks of cum.

Drawing of Clint Barton in bed with his ass up, propped on a couple of pillows underneath. He’s dressed in his t-shirt, jockstrap, and socks, watching a video on his phone. The room is dark, and the phone’s glow illuminates Clint’s excited face with his eyes wide and mouth agape, lost in the hypnotic instructions beamed from the phone. Under his nose Hawkeye is holding two open bottles of poppers. Behind him stands a machine relentlessly thrusting a large dildo in Clint’s ass. The sheets under Clint are covered in streaks of cum.

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